God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

panicatthedisco:

If you’re living under a rock, we put up this cover of “Bohemian Rhapsody” yesterday and HOLY SHIT it has 350,000 plays. Thanks for the love, y’all.

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

(Source: paris666hilton, via dallasstevegirl)

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via westcoastsmker)

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

(via ijsw)